narcissistic, pessimistic, attention-seeking, vicious, promiscuous, god-complex, emotionless, aggressive, ignorant, compulsive, idiotic, monstorous, selfish, abrasive, and i'd give it all up for a good nights sleep.

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shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

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Posted April 15 with 311,167 notes
  • me: i would wait lightyears for u
  • you: thats not- *sighs* alright. thats fine. thanks
Posted April 14 with 38 notes
mybarehands:

built-by-machines:

Are we just not going to acknowledge the exterminator’s van on the new Bob’s Burgers tonight? Because I think we should.

OMG

mybarehands:

built-by-machines:

Are we just not going to acknowledge the exterminator’s van on the new Bob’s Burgers tonight? Because I think we should.

OMG

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well i guess this is growing up

well i guess this is growing up

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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Posted April 9 with 333,846 notes

"You are the person I love the most. And I always will.”

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Posted April 8 with 216 notes

muggleland:

draumbouy:

coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid

and yall fuckers drink this shit?

look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie

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Posted April 4 with 60,335 notes

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