shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with
Are we just not going to acknowledge the exterminator’s van on the new Bob’s Burgers tonight? Because I think we should.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
coca-cola can pull blood stains out of clothing. it can clean the engine block of a car. it can remove toilette bowl stains. aaaaand it is similar to the composition of battery acid
and yall fuckers drink this shit?
look at this cool guy. mister clean colon. thinkin he the shit cus he gonna live longer than the coke drinking master race„ go drink some water you fuckin lactose loving hippie